Well, I am bad at this. Not only did I get so caught up in making bread that I forgot to post, I also made an entirely different recipe. So... I will go ahead with the French bread recipe, though I will have no pictures at this point.
What you will need:
Pre-Ferment: Poolish
5oz Flour
5oz H2O
.05oz yeast
Okay, so if you don't have a kitchen scale (which you will need if you want to make consistently great bread) the ratio for poolish is 1:1 water:flour. Yeast is 1% of of the flour or water weight. For example, if you have a pound of flour, you would use a pound of water and .1 pound yeast. Easy, right?
Mix the flour, water and yeast in a nonreactive container (glass or plastic, something with a lid is the best) with a wooden spoon or rubber spatula until the mixture is smooth and there are no clumps left. Then put the lid on the container, or use plastic wrap and secure with a rubber band. Let the poolish sit at room temperature for 8-12 hours (I know, it's a long time). If you're not sure when you'll use the poolish, you can put it in the fridge, which should double its life - just remove it about an hour before you plan on using it so it can warm up to room temp. That's the poolish. I will be working on getting
a simple video up that shows this process, but it's a pretty simple way to cultivate flavor and develop strength for all sorts of bread formulas.
The Formula:
36oz (8 1/4 cups) Bread or All Purpose Flour
26oz (3 3/8 cups) Water (it's best to use brita water or boiled water that has been cooled in the fridge over night - this helps reduce stuff like chlorine and fluoride that will retard some important reactions in the dough)
.8oz (3 1/2 tsp) Salt
.12oz (1tsp) Yeast
10 oz (3/4 - 1 cup) Poolish
How to Do It:
Mixing/Folding:
You don't need a mixer! You will be your own mixer though, and for me this provides more satisfaction. Get a bowl that will easily hold all the ingredients combined. I like to put all my liquids in first, this way nothing sticks to the bottom of the bowl, and everything gets mixed in. After you have your H2O and your poolish in, add the flour, yeast, and salt (yes, I use oxford commas) and start mixing. I've found a rubber spatula to be suitable to the task. What you will do is scrape down the sides of the bowl and scoop the contents at the bottom onto the top. Eventually as the dough gains strength, this will become more of a fold than a scoop. With each scrape, it's helpful to rotate the bowl slightly, so that you scrape down the entire bowl. Do this technique until the ingredients are matted together in a sort of rough mix. This is mix one, you will do it another five times. Set a timer for 1/2 hour. When the bell tolls, do this again until you've done it a total of six times (you'll scrape down the sides and fold over between 20-30 times per mix). The dough should be stronger each time, and by the final mix it will probably be somewhat difficult to do. This is a good thing! It means that the gluten in the dough is developing nicely, making it strong enough to rise and bake.
Dividing:
After the sixth mix, give another half hour and then flour a surface and scrape the dough onto it. I like to divide this recipe into two two pound loafs, but you can divide into smaller pieces if you like. Once you have divided the dough up into the sizes you like, you will take each piece and gently round. Do this by holding the dough in your hands and folding the sides under while rotating the piece of dough with each fold. If it's starting to look like the top of a mushroom, you are doing it right. Once you've gently rounded each into ball shapes, let them sit covered for 15-20 minutes more (put a towel over them, or spray them with water for best results).
Shaping:
Here I will describe how to shape a loaf. Again, a video will be up in a matter of time to show this process. Pat each round of dough into a roughly rectangular shape. Widthwise, or from side to side, take each end and fold them into the center - don't fold the rectangle completely in half, but enough so that about 1/4 of each side is overlapped. Now from top to bottom, take the top of the rectangle with the tips of your fingers and roll it about 1/6 of the way down towards the bottom (which should be towards you). After rolling 1/6 push the edge of the rolled section in slightly so it seals. You are folding the dough into a more or less log shape. Keep folding about 1/6 each time until you have a cylinder/oblong shape. Once rolled all the way, with the heel of your hand, seal the seam of the rolled loaf shut.
If you have bread molds, excellent! Spray them with non-stick spray, and put your loafs in. If not, do you have a pizza stone? This is pretty good too - put it in the oven and let it heat up with it. If you only have a baking sheet, that's find too - either spray it with non-stick spray, or put some cornmeal on it and then place your loafs on the sheet. Once you have done one of these things, you will have to wait about another hour, so set a timer and let the shaped dough rise one final time. With about 10 minutes left, turn your oven on and set it at 460F. If you want to be fancy, put a small baking sheet on the lower oven rack, I'll explain in a minute.
Baking:
If you have your loafs in molds or on a sheet pan, use a serrated knife to give three equal cuts diagonally across the bread (this gives a weak point to the loaf and keeps it from bursting in odd places). If you're using a stone, put some cornmeal on it, and then gently place your loafs on the stone and then cut (this will be tricky, and you'll have to develop your own method for doing it well). If you are being fancy, put your loafs in the oven and then quickly dump a cup of water on that baking sheet you put on the lower shelf, then quickly close the oven. This will provide some steam and help the dough's crust as it bakes.
Set a timer for about 26 minutes. If you have a thermometer, the optimal temperature for a loaf is 185F, so if you are in that ballpark when the time is up, your bread is finished! If you have your loafs in molds, allow them to sit for about 10 minutes before taking them out and placing them on a wire rack. If you have no rack, improvise: you do not want a large surface of the loaf to be in contact with another surface because it will cause condensation and make that part of the loaf gummy.
Lastly:
Enjoy! If it doesn't work, let me know. If you don't like the poolish step, you can skip it, but I'd advise against it.
Next time: how to develop a levain culture.
Until then, "When God gives hard bread, he gives sharp teeth."